it's the week before...

and i'm horny as hell.  got pissy at redtube, do you have any idea how much bad sex is out there?  and folks actually tape it!  insanity.  a grown man doesn't know how to slap ass?  for that matter, a grown man with a bikini tan.  faking an orgasm on an amateur porn website?  really?  please people.  so, back to the hunt.  why are there no lesbian bars in miami?  are they trying to frustrate us into submission?  no matter how horny i may be, synthetic with boobs will always beat skin with hair.  let it go gentlemen...